I was catching up on yesterday's news. One of my favorite columns, "News of the Weird" by Chuck Shepard reported this:
"Kosco, a police dog assigned to the Watertown. N.Y. force, was the first to bring down Mark A. Adams, 22, who had eluded officers for seven hours after violating probation for cruelty to his pet dog."
I hope the police dog bit him in the process! This is great stuff, but would you call this news weird?
We could extrapolate:
"Chronic repeate litterer rear ended by garbage truck"
"Car thief left stranded when owner reclaims property"
"Teenager worried sick when parents dissapear, only to return at two the next morning. Parents grounded."
Wait. That's not funny!
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